I'm Free and Running!

I'm OUT!!!! I have to tell you the $2000 an hour attorneys are totally worth it. I don't understand how they did it, but they were able to convince that slimy sheriff to let me out for just enough time to run. "Health Concerns," yeah!!! There was a simple "Limo Switcheroo", and the "Fake Paris" went back to jail for me. I have to tell you, she is costing me a fortune, but it's better than all those freakies watching me in the shower. Anyway, I'm ready to travel the country for a little while. My goal is to visit EVERY STATE before they figure it out and I end up back in the slammer. Thank you for your help and support. This was such a Witchhunt. They just hate me because I'm young, rich, and way too sexy!